Ate lunch at a local sandwich shop and sat two tables away from a married couple. The husband was 99 years old; the wife was ten years younger. A sample of their conversation:
Woman: We have the TV Guide.
Man: No.
Woman: Yes. We have the TV Guide.
Man: No!
[Silence]
Man: Where are we going after this?
Woman: To Reny’s, to look for slippers.
Man: Nappers?
Woman: Slippers!
Man: We don’t need slippers.
[Silence, then:]
Man: Do you want to drive around town?
[As woman clears their table, balancing a soup bowl, utensils, and an unfinished smoothie in her hands:]
Man: Don’t break your neck. Don’t break your neck!