I saw the English texts below in Tokyo. I report them not with mockery but with respect. Translation is hard.
Magazine cover: Life necessities made by cats for people
Title of TV show segment: Dangerous Evening Party
Sweatshirt: Arizona State University relaxing feelings
Manga cover: Is the order a rabbit?
Magazine cover: Outdoor dairy style
Manga cover: Meal makes her forget
Title of TV show segment: Lofty Space in the Sky
Manga cover: Even a dog won’t get involved in a quarrel among 3 men who aren’t satisfied
Sign above a dilapidated bar in a Shibuya alley: Trump Hotel