The yearbook staff at my daughter’s middle school sent around a survey asking students to nominate superlatives.

Her responses to a few categories:

Best Dressed
Style is subjective.

Most Popular
I refuse to contribute to the toxicity of popularity. In my opinion it only lowers self-esteem and makes school less fun.

Most Competitive
This question is negative and whoever won would feel bad and thus I refuse to answer.

Most Likely To Be on a Reality TV Show
I don’t watch reality TV shows.

Most Likely To Be a Model
The modeling industry is toxic and I refuse to judge my classmates’ “hotness.”

I love that girl.